The first day back at Hogwarts. James obsesses over Lily, the friends catch up, and Remus mentions his mysterious "friend Grant" from home. Normal teenage conversation... for now.

A magical flu outbreak puts everyone in quarantine. The group plans for future Hogsmeade trips while Sirius shows signs of moodiness. Remus has a heart-to-heart with Grant about keeping secrets.

Grant gets drunk at a college party and sends Remus some very explicit messages. James accidentally discovers them while trying to help with homework. Cue James's sexuality crisis and immediate AIM confrontation.

Lily's LiveJournal post about quarantine life, observing her friends' relationships, and James acting strange. Features comments from Remus hinting that James is "figuring things out."

James returns with "research" from online gay quizzes and asks Remus to rate his attractiveness. Gets a 7.5/10, then sends an unsolicited dick pic for "complete assessment." Remus processes everything in his private diary.

James posts on Friendster asking for attractiveness ratings, then accidentally reveals everything to the entire friend group. Chaos ensues as everyone learns about the rating system and dick pic situation.

Sirius calls Lily for emotional support after watching the group chat chaos. He confesses he's in love with both James and Remus, explains the prank that ruined his friendship with Remus, and gets encouragement to fight for what he wants.