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ProngsQuidditch: moony
ProngsQuidditch: MOONY
ProngsQuidditch: REMUS FUCKING LUPIN
ProngsQuidditch: GET ON AIM RIGHT NOW
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MoonyBlues03: james what's wrong?
MoonyBlues03: are you dying?
ProngsQuidditch: I WISH I WAS DYING
ProngsQuidditch: THAT WOULD BE EASIER THAN THIS
MoonyBlues03: than what? you're scaring me
ProngsQuidditch: okay so you know how you asked me to help with your transfiguration essay
MoonyBlues03: yeah?
ProngsQuidditch: and you said i could use your laptop in the common room to look up reference stuff
MoonyBlues03: ...oh no
ProngsQuidditch: OH YES
ProngsQuidditch: SO VERY MUCH OH YES
MoonyBlues03: what did you see
ProngsQuidditch: EVERYTHING REMUS
ProngsQuidditch: E V E R Y T H I N G
MoonyBlues03: oh god
MoonyBlues03: oh god oh god oh god
ProngsQuidditch: yeah that's pretty much what grant was saying
ProngsQuidditch: among other things
ProngsQuidditch: VERY GRAPHIC OTHER THINGS
MoonyBlues03: james please tell me you didn't read the whole conversation
ProngsQuidditch: define "whole conversation"
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ProngsQuidditch: because if you mean did i see grant telling you exactly what he wants to do with his mouth
ProngsQuidditch: then yes
ProngsQuidditch: yes i did see that
MoonyBlues03: I'M GOING TO DIE
ProngsQuidditch: YOU'RE going to die?
ProngsQuidditch: I'M the one who's traumatized!
ProngsQuidditch: i know things about you now moony
ProngsQuidditch: things that will haunt my dreams
MoonyBlues03: i'm never leaving my room again
MoonyBlues03: i'm dropping out of hogwarts
MoonyBlues03: i'm moving to antarctica
ProngsQuidditch: you can't move to antarctica
ProngsQuidditch: we need to TALK about this
MoonyBlues03: no we absolutely do not
ProngsQuidditch: yes we do!
ProngsQuidditch: because i have QUESTIONS
MoonyBlues03: no questions
MoonyBlues03: we're never speaking of this again
ProngsQuidditch: like hell we're not
ProngsQuidditch: first of all
ProngsQuidditch: GRANT IS YOUR FRIEND WITH BENEFITS?
MoonyBlues03: ...yes
ProngsQuidditch: and you never told us?
MoonyBlues03: it's complicated
ProngsQuidditch: what's complicated about having a friend who writes sexy poetry over AIM?
MoonyBlues03: it wasn't poetry!
ProngsQuidditch: that stuff about worshipping your body was definitely poetry
ProngsQuidditch: filthy, explicit poetry
MoonyBlues03: james i'm begging you to stop
ProngsQuidditch: and you were INTO it
ProngsQuidditch: like REALLY into it
ProngsQuidditch: participating and everything
MoonyBlues03: can we please pretend this never happened?
ProngsQuidditch: absolutely not
ProngsQuidditch: this is the most interesting thing that's happened during quarantine
ProngsQuidditch: wait
ProngsQuidditch: wait wait wait
MoonyBlues03: what now
ProngsQuidditch: so you're gay
MoonyBlues03: obviously james
MoonyBlues03: i have a friends with benefits situation with a guy
MoonyBlues03: what gave it away
ProngsQuidditch: okay but like
ProngsQuidditch: hypothetically speaking
MoonyBlues03: oh no
MoonyBlues03: james no
ProngsQuidditch: you haven't even heard the question!
MoonyBlues03: i can sense where this is going
ProngsQuidditch: am i attractive?
MoonyBlues03: THERE IT IS
ProngsQuidditch: come on it's a legitimate question!
ProngsQuidditch: i mean you've seen me shirtless loads of times
ProngsQuidditch: surely you have opinions
MoonyBlues03: james i am not rating your attractiveness
MoonyBlues03: james i am not rating your attractiveness
ProngsQuidditch: why not?
ProngsQuidditch: you rated grant's sexting skills
MoonyBlues03: that's completely different!
ProngsQuidditch: how?
MoonyBlues03: because grant is my FRIEND WITH BENEFITS
MoonyBlues03: you're my best friend
MoonyBlues03: it would be weird
ProngsQuidditch: but you must have noticed SOMETHING
ProngsQuidditch: good abs? nice arms? great arse?
MoonyBlues03: james potter i swear to merlin
ProngsQuidditch: what? i'm just curious!
ProngsQuidditch: i mean if lily doesn't appreciate what i have to offer
ProngsQuidditch: maybe i should explore other options
MoonyBlues03: ...other options?
ProngsQuidditch: you know
ProngsQuidditch: expand my horizons
ProngsQuidditch: see what else is out there
MoonyBlues03: james are you saying you think you might be gay?
ProngsQuidditch: maybe?
ProngsQuidditch: i don't know
ProngsQuidditch: but reading your conversation with grant was
ProngsQuidditch: educational
MoonyBlues03: educational how exactly
ProngsQuidditch: well i never really thought about guys that way before
ProngsQuidditch: but some of the stuff he was saying
ProngsQuidditch: got me thinking
MoonyBlues03: james
ProngsQuidditch: what?
MoonyBlues03: please tell me you didn't get turned on reading my private messages
ProngsQuidditch: ...
MoonyBlues03: JAMES
ProngsQuidditch: maybe a little?
ProngsQuidditch: i mean it was really hot!
ProngsQuidditch: the way he was talking to you
ProngsQuidditch: the way you were responding
ProngsQuidditch: i've never seen that side of you before
MoonyBlues03: because it's PRIVATE
ProngsQuidditch: but now that i have seen it
ProngsQuidditch: it's kind of hard to unsee
ProngsQuidditch: and it made me wonder
MoonyBlues03: wonder what
ProngsQuidditch: what it would be like
ProngsQuidditch: you know
ProngsQuidditch: with a guy
MoonyBlues03: james you're having a sexuality crisis because you read my sexts?
ProngsQuidditch: maybe?
ProngsQuidditch: is that weird?
MoonyBlues03: yes! very weird!
ProngsQuidditch: but not bad weird right?
ProngsQuidditch: just weird weird?
MoonyBlues03: i don't know what kind of weird it is!
MoonyBlues03: this is uncharted territory for both of us!
ProngsQuidditch: so you'll help me figure it out?
MoonyBlues03: help you figure out what exactly?
ProngsQuidditch: whether i'm gay
ProngsQuidditch: or bi
ProngsQuidditch: or just really curious
MoonyBlues03: james i don't think that's how it works
ProngsQuidditch: sure it is
ProngsQuidditch: you have experience
ProngsQuidditch: you know about this stuff
ProngsQuidditch: you could teach me
MoonyBlues03: TEACH YOU?
ProngsQuidditch: you know
ProngsQuidditch: the basics
ProngsQuidditch: what guys like
ProngsQuidditch: how it all works
MoonyBlues03: james i have a thing with grant
ProngsQuidditch: so?
ProngsQuidditch: it would just be educational
ProngsQuidditch: for science
MoonyBlues03: FOR SCIENCE?
ProngsQuidditch: research purposes
ProngsQuidditch: helping a friend figure out his sexuality
ProngsQuidditch: very noble
MoonyBlues03: james you're insane
ProngsQuidditch: but you're not saying no
MoonyBlues03: i'm not saying YES either
ProngsQuidditch: but you're thinking about it
MoonyBlues03: i'm thinking about how to get this conversation to end
ProngsQuidditch: come on moony
ProngsQuidditch: just think about it?
ProngsQuidditch: for me?
ProngsQuidditch: your best friend who's having an identity crisis?
MoonyBlues03: that's emotional manipulation
ProngsQuidditch: is it working?
MoonyBlues03: ...maybe
ProngsQuidditch: so you'll think about it?
MoonyBlues03: i'll think about THINKING about it
MoonyBlues03: which is not the same as agreeing to anything
ProngsQuidditch: i'll take it
ProngsQuidditch: this is the best day ever
MoonyBlues03: this is the most mortifying day of my life
ProngsQuidditch: tomato tomahto
ProngsQuidditch: speaking of which
ProngsQuidditch: when is grant coming to visit?
MoonyBlues03: next weekend
MoonyBlues03: why?
ProngsQuidditch: just curious
ProngsQuidditch: maybe i could meet him
ProngsQuidditch: you know
ProngsQuidditch: for research
MoonyBlues03: JAMES
ProngsQuidditch: what? he seems nice!
ProngsQuidditch: and clearly very talented with words
MoonyBlues03: you are not meeting grant
MoonyBlues03: especially not for "research"
ProngsQuidditch: we'll see about that
ProngsQuidditch: anyway i should go
ProngsQuidditch: need to process all this new information
ProngsQuidditch: maybe take a cold shower
MoonyBlues03: TMI JAMES
ProngsQuidditch: says the guy who cybered with his friend on my laptop
MoonyBlues03: IT'S YOUR LAPTOP NOW?
ProngsQuidditch: well i'm certainly never forgetting what i saw on it
ProngsQuidditch: talk later moony
ProngsQuidditch: and thanks for the education ;)
MoonyBlues03: I HATE YOU
ProngsQuidditch: no you don't
ProngsQuidditch: you love me
ProngsQuidditch: maybe even in a new way now
MoonyBlues03: JAMES POTTER
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