ProngsQuidditch: moony
ProngsQuidditch: you there?
MoonyBlues03: unfortunately yes
MoonyBlues03: please tell me you're not about to bring up what i think you're about to bring up
ProngsQuidditch: what? i haven't even said anything yet
MoonyBlues03: james it's been three days
MoonyBlues03: three days of you acting weird every time we talk
MoonyBlues03: just get it over with
ProngsQuidditch: okay FINE
ProngsQuidditch: i've been thinking
MoonyBlues03: oh no
ProngsQuidditch: about what you said the other day
ProngsQuidditch: about me being attractive or whatever
MoonyBlues03: i never said you were attractive
MoonyBlues03: you ASKED if you were attractive
MoonyBlues03: i refused to answer
ProngsQuidditch: right but you didn't say NO
MoonyBlues03: james
ProngsQuidditch: which means you think i MIGHT be attractive
ProngsQuidditch: to guys
ProngsQuidditch: hypothetically
MoonyBlues03: this is not how logic works
ProngsQuidditch: look i've been thinking about this
MoonyBlues03: ...thinking?
ProngsQuidditch: and googling
ProngsQuidditch: lots of googling
MoonyBlues03: james please tell me you didn't google "am i gay quiz"
ProngsQuidditch: ...
MoonyBlues03: JAMES
ProngsQuidditch: those quizzes are complete rubbish!
ProngsQuidditch: "do you like show tunes" is not a real question
ProngsQuidditch: i don't even know what show tunes are
MoonyBlues03: i cannot believe you took an online gay quiz
ProngsQuidditch: MULTIPLE online gay quizzes
ProngsQuidditch: they all said different things
ProngsQuidditch: very unhelpful
MoonyBlues03: because they're STUPID JAMES
ProngsQuidditch: exactly!
ProngsQuidditch: which is why i need actual opinions
ProngsQuidditch: from actual gay people
MoonyBlues03: where is this going
ProngsQuidditch: so you could tell me if i'm attractive or not
MoonyBlues03: tell you if you're attractive
ProngsQuidditch: yeah like give me your honest opinion
ProngsQuidditch: rate me or whatever
MoonyBlues03: james i am not rating your appearance
ProngsQuidditch: why not?
MoonyBlues03: because it's WEIRD
ProngsQuidditch: it's not weird it's just a question!
ProngsQuidditch: you're helping me figure stuff out
MoonyBlues03: that's not how this works!
MoonyBlues03: you don't figure out sexuality by having your friends rate you
ProngsQuidditch: then how DO you figure it out?
MoonyBlues03: i don't know! you just... know?
ProngsQuidditch: well i DON'T know
ProngsQuidditch: hence the questions
MoonyBlues03: external data
ProngsQuidditch: opinions moony
ProngsQuidditch: i need opinions
MoonyBlues03: james you cannot just ask people to rate you
ProngsQuidditch: why not?
ProngsQuidditch: it's just a number
ProngsQuidditch: simple question: am i attractive to guys?
ProngsQuidditch: yes or no
ProngsQuidditch: or like 1-10 scale if you want to be specific
MoonyBlues03: I HATE YOU
ProngsQuidditch: but you're still talking to me
ProngsQuidditch: which means you're thinking about it
MoonyBlues03: i'm not thinking about anything
MoonyBlues03: i'm trying to figure out how to make you stop
ProngsQuidditch: you can't
ProngsQuidditch: because now i'm curious
ProngsQuidditch: and you know how i get when i'm curious
MoonyBlues03: unfortunately yes
ProngsQuidditch: come on moony
ProngsQuidditch: just tell me
ProngsQuidditch: am i good looking or not?
MoonyBlues03: that's not the point!
ProngsQuidditch: so what IS the point?
MoonyBlues03: the point is you're my best friend!
MoonyBlues03: and you're asking me to objectify you!
ProngsQuidditch: fine then tell me for curiosity
ProngsQuidditch: noble curiosity
MoonyBlues03: james i swear to merlin
ProngsQuidditch: look i'll make it multiple choice
ProngsQuidditch: a) james is hot
ProngsQuidditch: b) james is cute
ProngsQuidditch: c) james is okay i guess
ProngsQuidditch: d) james should stick to girls
MoonyBlues03: e) james should shut up forever
ProngsQuidditch: that wasn't one of the options
MoonyBlues03: i'm adding it
ProngsQuidditch: come on just pick one
ProngsQuidditch: a through d
ProngsQuidditch: for science
MoonyBlues03: i'm not answering that
ProngsQuidditch: fine
ProngsQuidditch: new approach
ProngsQuidditch: would you be attracted to me if we weren't friends?
MoonyBlues03: JAMES
ProngsQuidditch: like if we were complete strangers
ProngsQuidditch: and you saw me across a room
ProngsQuidditch: would you think "that's an attractive bloke"?
MoonyBlues03: this is hypothetical insanity
ProngsQuidditch: but would you?
MoonyBlues03: i don't know!
MoonyBlues03: maybe?
MoonyBlues03: you're not unattractive james
ProngsQuidditch: AHA
ProngsQuidditch: "not unattractive"
ProngsQuidditch: that's basically a compliment
MoonyBlues03: no it's not!
ProngsQuidditch: it's a double negative
ProngsQuidditch: which makes it a positive
ProngsQuidditch: basic grammar moony
MoonyBlues03: i hate that you're technically right about that
ProngsQuidditch: so you DO think i'm attractive
MoonyBlues03: i think you're not UNattractive
MoonyBlues03: completely different thing
ProngsQuidditch: but if you had to rate me
ProngsQuidditch: hypothetically
ProngsQuidditch: what would you say?
MoonyBlues03: i would say you're fishing for compliments
ProngsQuidditch: i'm conducting research!
MoonyBlues03: you're being vain!
ProngsQuidditch: it's not vanity if it's about figuring myself out
ProngsQuidditch: it's just... curiosity
MoonyBlues03: you read that somewhere didn't you
ProngsQuidditch: maybe
ProngsQuidditch: but it's still true!
ProngsQuidditch: so come on
ProngsQuidditch: just give me a number
ProngsQuidditch: or a letter
ProngsQuidditch: anything
MoonyBlues03: ...
MoonyBlues03: i cannot believe i'm about to do this
ProngsQuidditch: YES
ProngsQuidditch: scientific breakthrough incoming
MoonyBlues03: you're like a 7
MoonyBlues03: maybe 7.5 on a good day
MoonyBlues03: when you're not being completely mental
ProngsQuidditch: SEVEN POINT FIVE
ProngsQuidditch: that's good right?
ProngsQuidditch: that's like... above average?
MoonyBlues03: it's also just my opinion
MoonyBlues03: which means nothing
MoonyBlues03: because i'm your friend
MoonyBlues03: and this whole thing is weird
ProngsQuidditch: but seven point five though
ProngsQuidditch: that's not bad
ProngsQuidditch: like other guys would probably think i'm decent looking too right?
MoonyBlues03: why are you bringing grant into this?
ProngsQuidditch: well he's got good taste
ProngsQuidditch: i mean he thinks you're hot
ProngsQuidditch: so clearly he knows attractive when he sees it
MoonyBlues03: james you are not using my friend with benefits as a reference point
ProngsQuidditch: why not?
ProngsQuidditch: seems like a logical comparison
MoonyBlues03: because he's MY friend with benefits
MoonyBlues03: not yours
ProngsQuidditch: but if he thinks you're really hot
ProngsQuidditch: and you think i'm decent
ProngsQuidditch: then maybe i have a shot at this whole thing?
MoonyBlues03: a shot at what thing?
ProngsQuidditch: you know
ProngsQuidditch: guys
ProngsQuidditch: the whole being attracted to guys thing
MoonyBlues03: james
ProngsQuidditch: what?
MoonyBlues03: you're overthinking this
MoonyBlues03: by a lot
ProngsQuidditch: am i though?
ProngsQuidditch: because this is all new territory for me
ProngsQuidditch: i need to understand the parameters
MoonyBlues03: the parameters?
ProngsQuidditch: like what do guys find attractive anyway?
ProngsQuidditch: is it different from what girls like?
MoonyBlues03: james you're overthinking this
ProngsQuidditch: am i though?
ProngsQuidditch: because this is all new for me
ProngsQuidditch: i don't know the rules
MoonyBlues03: there are no rules james
ProngsQuidditch: but there must be SOME things
ProngsQuidditch: like techniques or whatever
ProngsQuidditch: things i should know
MoonyBlues03: techniques?
ProngsQuidditch: you know
ProngsQuidditch: practical stuff
ProngsQuidditch: hands-on learning
MoonyBlues03: hands-on learning
ProngsQuidditch: well yeah
ProngsQuidditch: i can't figure this out just by thinking about it
MoonyBlues03: james
ProngsQuidditch: what?
MoonyBlues03: you realize you can't just experiment on people right?
ProngsQuidditch: who said anything about experimenting?
ProngsQuidditch: i was thinking more like
ProngsQuidditch: learning from someone who knows what they're doing
ProngsQuidditch: someone with experience
MoonyBlues03: someone with experience
ProngsQuidditch: exactly
ProngsQuidditch: like you
MoonyBlues03: james
ProngsQuidditch: what?
MoonyBlues03: are you asking me to teach you how to be gay?
ProngsQuidditch: not teach me how to BE gay
ProngsQuidditch: just... show me if i might LIKE being gay
ProngsQuidditch: or bi
ProngsQuidditch: whatever
MoonyBlues03: show you
ProngsQuidditch: would you?
MoonyBlues03: ...
MoonyBlues03: i need to think about this
ProngsQuidditch: that's not a no
MoonyBlues03: it's not a yes either
ProngsQuidditch: but it's progress
ProngsQuidditch: scientific progress
MoonyBlues03: james you're impossible
ProngsQuidditch: impossibly attractive according to your 7.5 rating
MoonyBlues03: i'm regretting that rating already
ProngsQuidditch: too late
ProngsQuidditch: it's documented
ProngsQuidditch: part of the permanent research record
MoonyBlues03: there is no research record!
ProngsQuidditch: there is now
ProngsQuidditch: very official
ProngsQuidditch: very scientific
MoonyBlues03: i'm logging off before you convince me to do something even more stupid
ProngsQuidditch: think about it moony
MoonyBlues03: i'm thinking about logging off
ProngsQuidditch: wait
MoonyBlues03: what now james
ProngsQuidditch: i just realized something
MoonyBlues03: oh no
ProngsQuidditch: you can't really give me a proper rating
ProngsQuidditch: not a complete one anyway
MoonyBlues03: why not?
ProngsQuidditch: because you haven't seen the full picture
MoonyBlues03: the full picture?
ProngsQuidditch: you know what i mean
MoonyBlues03: james i really don't
ProngsQuidditch: well you've only seen me clothed
ProngsQuidditch: mostly
ProngsQuidditch: except for like changing and stuff
ProngsQuidditch: but that doesn't count
MoonyBlues03: where is this going
ProngsQuidditch: i'm just saying
ProngsQuidditch: for a COMPLETE assessment
ProngsQuidditch: you'd need the whole view
MoonyBlues03: james no
ProngsQuidditch: what?
MoonyBlues03: whatever you're thinking, no
ProngsQuidditch: i'm just being thorough!
ProngsQuidditch: like when grant sends you pictures
MoonyBlues03: how do you know grant sends me pictures?
ProngsQuidditch: i saw some of your conversation remember?
ProngsQuidditch: he definitely mentioned pictures
MoonyBlues03: that's private james
ProngsQuidditch: but it's normal right?
ProngsQuidditch: guys sending guys pictures?
ProngsQuidditch: for rating purposes?
MoonyBlues03: it's not for RATING PURPOSES
ProngsQuidditch: but you do rate them
ProngsQuidditch: mentally
ProngsQuidditch: don't you?
MoonyBlues03: i am not having this conversation
ProngsQuidditch: so you wouldn't want to see?
MoonyBlues03: see what?
ProngsQuidditch: a proper picture
ProngsQuidditch: for comparison
ProngsQuidditch: to grant's pictures
MoonyBlues03: JAMES
ProngsQuidditch: what? it's just a photo
ProngsQuidditch: very normal
ProngsQuidditch: very educational
MoonyBlues03: you are not sending me a naked picture
ProngsQuidditch: who said naked?
ProngsQuidditch: i was thinking more like
ProngsQuidditch: specific areas
ProngsQuidditch: for scientific comparison
MoonyBlues03: oh my god
ProngsQuidditch: hang on let me just
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ProngsQuidditch: okay sent
MoonyBlues03: JAMES WHAT DID YOU JUST DO
ProngsQuidditch: relax it's not that bad
ProngsQuidditch: just wanted your professional opinion
MoonyBlues03: your WHAT
ProngsQuidditch: so?
ProngsQuidditch: thoughts?
ProngsQuidditch: ratings?
ProngsQuidditch: comparative analysis?
MoonyBlues03: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SENT ME A DICK PIC
ProngsQuidditch: it's not a dick pic it's research material
MoonyBlues03: IT'S A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK JAMES
ProngsQuidditch: but what do you think?
ProngsQuidditch: good quality?
ProngsQuidditch: above average?
ProngsQuidditch: would grant approve?
MoonyBlues03: I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT
ProngsQuidditch: come on just a quick rating
ProngsQuidditch: 1-10
ProngsQuidditch: for completion of data
MoonyBlues03: james you have lost your mind
ProngsQuidditch: probably
ProngsQuidditch: but you're still looking at it aren't you?
MoonyBlues03: ...
ProngsQuidditch: that's a yes
ProngsQuidditch: so what's the verdict?
MoonyBlues03: the verdict is you're insane
ProngsQuidditch: insane with a nice dick though right?
MoonyBlues03: I'M LOGGING OFF
ProngsQuidditch: wait moony
ProngsQuidditch: just tell me one thing
MoonyBlues03: what
ProngsQuidditch: would you?
MoonyBlues03: would i what?
ProngsQuidditch: you know
ProngsQuidditch: if we weren't friends
ProngsQuidditch: and you saw that picture
ProngsQuidditch: would you want to... do things?
MoonyBlues03: james
ProngsQuidditch: educational things
ProngsQuidditch: teaching things
MoonyBlues03: ...i need to think about this
ProngsQuidditch: that's still not a no
MoonyBlues03: it's not a yes either
ProngsQuidditch: but it's something
ProngsQuidditch: progress
MoonyBlues03: it's you being completely mental
ProngsQuidditch: mentally attractive though
ProngsQuidditch: with visual evidence to support the claim
MoonyBlues03: goodnight james
MoonyBlues03: and delete that picture from your phone
ProngsQuidditch: but what if i need it for reference?
MoonyBlues03: REFERENCE FOR WHAT
ProngsQuidditch: future research projects
ProngsQuidditch: comparative studies
ProngsQuidditch: progress tracking
MoonyBlues03: i'm blocking you
ProngsQuidditch: no you're not
ProngsQuidditch: you're too curious now
ProngsQuidditch: think about it moony
MoonyBlues03: goodnight james
ProngsQuidditch: goodnight my attractive best friend who now has visual evidence of my attractiveness
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